How do you become a media darling in NYC?
Hit a fly ball to right field that would be an out in 29 of the 30 MLB stadiums. In fact, it would have been an out in the Stadium you called home last year.
Benefit from the Little League dimensions of your new field, tie up game.
Wah-lah! You're the New Mr. October! (although you were 1-6 in the game and really, should have been 0-6)
I'm losing hope. I recognize a lost cause when I see it. Too many expensive players healthy. Gonna take a miracle to avoid #27.